Heidi and Audrina’s breasts got cancelled
Civilization just became slightly less doomed. The Hills is going off the air after this season which essentially marks the end of Audrina Patridge and Heidi Montag's careers, if that term even...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge in a Bikini
Before The Hills goes off the air and even less people know who the hell she is, Audrina Patridge cashed in by hosting a pool party at Wet Republic Saturday which is exactly what I'd be doing in her...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge is single
Audrina Patridge's twenty-feet apart breasts apparently didn't do it for Ryan Cabrera. E! News reports: "Ryan and Audrina are definitely not together right now," a source who was with the reality...
View ArticleSpencer Pratt attacks Audrina’s wonk-boobs
After the entire cast of The Hills threw Heidi Montag under the bus by refuting her claims of sexual harassment, Spencer Pratt decided to lash out on Twitter at Audrina Patridge because, well, he's...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge in a Bikini
Audrina Patridge celebrated her 25th birthday in Vegas over the weekend and the wonk-tits are really starting to freak me out. Seriously, what the hell is that? When I stare into a woman's breasts,...
View ArticleHappy Memorial Day! Love, Wonk-Boobs
Now that I've loaded up the site with varying amounts of intentional and unintentional sexy, I bid you adieu, o ye, readers of my dick jokes. But as a parting gift, here's three miles of tit canyon...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge Exercises the Wonks
Because apparently this thing is a week-long event for big-titted celebutards with no future, here's Audrina Patridge working out at the MuscleMilk Light Fitness Retreat for Women. She was recently...
View ArticleWonk-Boobs is Wasted and Other News
- Kanye West is Twittering now. Can you buy stock in Caps Lock keys? [Popeater] - Bruce Willis is still pissy about his personal space. [Lainey Gossip] - Adriana Lima in a bikini. [Egotastic] - Tara...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge’s Breasts Look Awesome
When properly clothed and supported. Here's Audrina Patridge in London last night facilitating the illusion that her breasts reside in the same area code and you can actually touch both of them during...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge Belongs in a Bikini
After awkwardly dry-humping your eyes with Sarah Silverman in a bathing suit earlier, it's only fair I post someone who was (surgically) made to be in a bikini, so here's Audrina Patridge in Bora Bora...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge’s Bongos For Bongo (I Hate Myself.)
Because fake breasts are somehow all the rage these days, here's Audrina Patridge in the new campaign for "Bongo," who apparently have a massive sense of humor. Although I can't help but feel this...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge in a Bikini and Other News
- Guy Ritchie's girlfriend is having a baby. [Popeater] - True Blood's Sam Trammell will see that baby and raise it one. [TooFab] - Jennifer Aniston regurgitates the web's greatest hits to sell...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge Had a Bikini Party
"Guess what I'm not eating a single bite of. Whee!" Here's Audrina Patridge celebrating her 26th birthday at Wet Republic in Vegas, and does she honestly serve any other function besides standing...
View ArticleLeAnn Rimes Doesn’t Know What Abs Are
LeAnn Rimes posted the above photo on Twitter over the weekend prompting the following exchange with a fan who expressed understandable concern that her favorite country artist is dying in front of her...
View ArticleThe Wonkboobs At The AMAS and Other News
Posted by Photo Boy - This is considered foreplay to Jennifer Lopez. [Huffington Post] - Prince Harry just needs to play a little shirtless volleyball and he'll be right there. [Dlisted] - This is what...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge’s In A Bikini And Other News
- Breasts that don't have a giant gap between them. [theCHIVE] - Lisa Marie Presley quit Scientology, so hopefully this means more John Travolta trapping masseurs in a naked labyrinth stories....
View ArticleAudrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News
- It's Redhead Thursday. [theCHIVE] - Jennifer Lopez got Casper Smart his own TV show. No, really. [Lainey Gossip] - Sharon Stone apparently hates Filipinos now. [Dlisted] - Anyone else completely...
View ArticleHey, Remember Wonk-Boobs? And Other News
- Tori Spelling has a death hole between her breasts. Everything else is just noise. [Lainey Gossip] - If you actually believed Justin Bieber was retiring, kill yourself. He told me to tell you that....
View ArticleRich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man
Now that we've seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here's the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some...
View ArticleAdrianne Curry Is How You Cosplay, Audrina Patridge Is How You Don’t
Being a former reality star who wears sexy costumes to Comic-Con is Adrianne Curry's turf, so I don't know what the hell Audrina Patridge thought she was doing showing up as a beat-ass Mystique. And...
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