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Audrina Patridge started rumor about herself for publicity: FAIL

Because I love you guys I try to post about The Hills as little as possible. That being said, I always enjoy an opportunity to point out how ridiculously fake the show and everyone on it is. The latest...

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Lauren Conrad might be out of a job

MTV's ratings juggernaut The Hills may end after this season proving that perhaps there is a God after all. Turns out these jackasses, including the Laurens (above), are holding out for more money and...

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Audrina Patridge in a bikini

With the winter months approaching, bikini posts are sadly few and far between. So, naturally, I jumped at these photos of Audrina Patridge filming an episode of The Hills today. Sure, I could probably...

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Audrina Patridge tries on bikinis

Audrina Patridge tried on bikinis yesterday while her Hills co-star Lauren Conrad sat and watched which, I'm guessing, was tantamount to torture for two reasons: 1. Lauren probably can't pour her...

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Audrina Patridge in a bikini

These are shots of Audrina Patridge on vacation in Cabo that she posted on her official website. Of all The Hills stars, I think I respect Audrina the most. But only because she recognizes the fact...

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Audrina Patridge’s weird breasts in a bikini

Audrina Patridge hit the beach in Hawaii while filming an episode for the upcoming season of The Hills. The whole cast is on location minus the Wunderdouches Heidi and Spencer. So, basically, they've...

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Audrina Patridge catches burglars on video

Audrina Patridge's home was broken into over the weekend, but luckily, surveillance cameras got footage of the perpetrators which she posted on her blog today. I watched the video (after the jump) and...

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Audrina Patridge believes in Doggy Heaven. Or something.

Audrina Patridge poses for PETA's campaign encouraging people to adopt from animal shelters. Or at least that's what they'd have you believe, and I'm calling bullshit. There's no way that's Audrina....

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Audrina Patridge dating Chris Pine?

Audrina Patridge (left) and Captain Kirk himself, Chris Pine, were photographed drinking together at the Red Lion Tavern in L.A. a few nights ago, and according to Star, the two have been hooking up...

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Justin Timberlake is a biker now and other news

- Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner in the full New Moon trailer. [PopEater[ - Robert Downey Jr. in track pants carrying a man purse. I have no fucking clue. [Lainey Gossip] - Audrina Patridge and...

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Alessandra Ambrosio redefines MILF and other news

- Demi Moore claims she's never had plastic surgery. Right. And I've never paid a hooker to dress up like Abe Lincoln Catwoman. [PopEater] - Hayden Panettiere is still alive. Midgety. [Lainey Gossip]...

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Kim Zolciak gets topless for gay marriage and other news

- Kim & Khloe Kardashian are a hawking a new weight loss product they claim to use. So.. when does it start working? [PopEater] - Victoria Beckham makes no fucking sense. Why can't she just wear a...

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Audrina Patridge does Maxim

Audrina Patridge poses for the October issue of Maxim, and I'm kind of disappointed they downplayed the gigantic gap between her trademark wonk-tits. However, I'm even more disappointed that these...

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Jennifer Connelly is nipplely and other news

- Matt Damon and Brad Pitt tell an Italian reporter George Clooney is gay. Nakedness ensues. [PopEater] - Kate Hudson's lack of breasts has its advantages. [Lainey Gossip] - Jaleel White has an...

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So Freaking Hot: Best of September

In case you were in a coma for the entire month of September, here's a look back at the Top 10 So Freaking Hot posts for the month. Feel free to catch up on what you missed, or relive the memory of...

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Audrina Patridge wants to grant your wishes

A midriff-baring Audrina Patridge hosted "I Dream of Audrina" last night at Dusk in Atlantic City, and has she been working out a lot lately or or am I just now noticing her abs because the Grand...

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Audrina Patrdige forgets she’s 85% plastic, too

Despite the fact she won't admit to being recyclable herself, Audrina Patridge says she supports Heidi Montag's decision to undergo 500 reconstructive surgeries if it makes her happy. People reports:...

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Audrina Patridge on Wheels

Here are the behind the scenes/outtakes from Audrina Patridge's FHM photo shoot making the Internet rounds today and I'm not really going to get into the specifics of why I'm posting these. But if you...

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Heidi Montag fired her psychic manager

Heidi Montag is going through managers like they're new chins, according to Us Magazine: On Monday, Montag, 23, began shooting a cameo in the comedy Just Go With It, starring Adam Sandler, Jennifer...

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Audrina Patridge was doing something sexy

Here's Audrina Patridge leaving a Maxim photoshoot yesterday because nobody cares about anything but her breasts. On that note, is it me, or do they look bigger? I'm not saying she had more work done,...

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