Audrina Patridge started rumor about herself for publicity: FAIL
Because I love you guys I try to post about The Hills as little as possible. That being said, I always enjoy an opportunity to point out how ridiculously fake the show and everyone on it is. The latest...
View ArticleLauren Conrad might be out of a job
MTV's ratings juggernaut The Hills may end after this season proving that perhaps there is a God after all. Turns out these jackasses, including the Laurens (above), are holding out for more money and...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge in a bikini
With the winter months approaching, bikini posts are sadly few and far between. So, naturally, I jumped at these photos of Audrina Patridge filming an episode of The Hills today. Sure, I could probably...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge tries on bikinis
Audrina Patridge tried on bikinis yesterday while her Hills co-star Lauren Conrad sat and watched which, I'm guessing, was tantamount to torture for two reasons: 1. Lauren probably can't pour her...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge in a bikini
These are shots of Audrina Patridge on vacation in Cabo that she posted on her official website. Of all The Hills stars, I think I respect Audrina the most. But only because she recognizes the fact...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge’s weird breasts in a bikini
Audrina Patridge hit the beach in Hawaii while filming an episode for the upcoming season of The Hills. The whole cast is on location minus the Wunderdouches Heidi and Spencer. So, basically, they've...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge catches burglars on video
Audrina Patridge's home was broken into over the weekend, but luckily, surveillance cameras got footage of the perpetrators which she posted on her blog today. I watched the video (after the jump) and...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge believes in Doggy Heaven. Or something.
Audrina Patridge poses for PETA's campaign encouraging people to adopt from animal shelters. Or at least that's what they'd have you believe, and I'm calling bullshit. There's no way that's Audrina....
View ArticleAudrina Patridge dating Chris Pine?
Audrina Patridge (left) and Captain Kirk himself, Chris Pine, were photographed drinking together at the Red Lion Tavern in L.A. a few nights ago, and according to Star, the two have been hooking up...
View ArticleJustin Timberlake is a biker now and other news
- Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner in the full New Moon trailer. [PopEater[ - Robert Downey Jr. in track pants carrying a man purse. I have no fucking clue. [Lainey Gossip] - Audrina Patridge and...
View ArticleAlessandra Ambrosio redefines MILF and other news
- Demi Moore claims she's never had plastic surgery. Right. And I've never paid a hooker to dress up like Abe Lincoln Catwoman. [PopEater] - Hayden Panettiere is still alive. Midgety. [Lainey Gossip]...
View ArticleKim Zolciak gets topless for gay marriage and other news
- Kim & Khloe Kardashian are a hawking a new weight loss product they claim to use. So.. when does it start working? [PopEater] - Victoria Beckham makes no fucking sense. Why can't she just wear a...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge does Maxim
Audrina Patridge poses for the October issue of Maxim, and I'm kind of disappointed they downplayed the gigantic gap between her trademark wonk-tits. However, I'm even more disappointed that these...
View ArticleJennifer Connelly is nipplely and other news
- Matt Damon and Brad Pitt tell an Italian reporter George Clooney is gay. Nakedness ensues. [PopEater] - Kate Hudson's lack of breasts has its advantages. [Lainey Gossip] - Jaleel White has an...
View ArticleSo Freaking Hot: Best of September
In case you were in a coma for the entire month of September, here's a look back at the Top 10 So Freaking Hot posts for the month. Feel free to catch up on what you missed, or relive the memory of...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge wants to grant your wishes
A midriff-baring Audrina Patridge hosted "I Dream of Audrina" last night at Dusk in Atlantic City, and has she been working out a lot lately or or am I just now noticing her abs because the Grand...
View ArticleAudrina Patrdige forgets she’s 85% plastic, too
Despite the fact she won't admit to being recyclable herself, Audrina Patridge says she supports Heidi Montag's decision to undergo 500 reconstructive surgeries if it makes her happy. People reports:...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge on Wheels
Here are the behind the scenes/outtakes from Audrina Patridge's FHM photo shoot making the Internet rounds today and I'm not really going to get into the specifics of why I'm posting these. But if you...
View ArticleHeidi Montag fired her psychic manager
Heidi Montag is going through managers like they're new chins, according to Us Magazine: On Monday, Montag, 23, began shooting a cameo in the comedy Just Go With It, starring Adam Sandler, Jennifer...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge was doing something sexy
Here's Audrina Patridge leaving a Maxim photoshoot yesterday because nobody cares about anything but her breasts. On that note, is it me, or do they look bigger? I'm not saying she had more work done,...
View ArticleHeidi and Audrina’s breasts got cancelled
Civilization just became slightly less doomed. The Hills is going off the air after this season which essentially marks the end of Audrina Patridge and Heidi Montag's careers, if that term even...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge in a Bikini
Before The Hills goes off the air and even less people know who the hell she is, Audrina Patridge cashed in by hosting a pool party at Wet Republic Saturday which is exactly what I'd be doing in her...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge is single
Audrina Patridge's twenty-feet apart breasts apparently didn't do it for Ryan Cabrera. E! News reports: "Ryan and Audrina are definitely not together right now," a source who was with the reality...
View ArticleSpencer Pratt attacks Audrina’s wonk-boobs
After the entire cast of The Hills threw Heidi Montag under the bus by refuting her claims of sexual harassment, Spencer Pratt decided to lash out on Twitter at Audrina Patridge because, well, he's...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge in a Bikini
Audrina Patridge celebrated her 25th birthday in Vegas over the weekend and the wonk-tits are really starting to freak me out. Seriously, what the hell is that? When I stare into a woman's breasts,...
View ArticleHappy Memorial Day! Love, Wonk-Boobs
Now that I've loaded up the site with varying amounts of intentional and unintentional sexy, I bid you adieu, o ye, readers of my dick jokes. But as a parting gift, here's three miles of tit canyon...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge Exercises the Wonks
Because apparently this thing is a week-long event for big-titted celebutards with no future, here's Audrina Patridge working out at the MuscleMilk Light Fitness Retreat for Women. She was recently...
View ArticleWonk-Boobs is Wasted and Other News
- Kanye West is Twittering now. Can you buy stock in Caps Lock keys? [Popeater] - Bruce Willis is still pissy about his personal space. [Lainey Gossip] - Adriana Lima in a bikini. [Egotastic] - Tara...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge’s Breasts Look Awesome
When properly clothed and supported. Here's Audrina Patridge in London last night facilitating the illusion that her breasts reside in the same area code and you can actually touch both of them during...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge Belongs in a Bikini
After awkwardly dry-humping your eyes with Sarah Silverman in a bathing suit earlier, it's only fair I post someone who was (surgically) made to be in a bikini, so here's Audrina Patridge in Bora Bora...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge’s Bongos For Bongo (I Hate Myself.)
Because fake breasts are somehow all the rage these days, here's Audrina Patridge in the new campaign for "Bongo," who apparently have a massive sense of humor. Although I can't help but feel this...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge in a Bikini and Other News
- Guy Ritchie's girlfriend is having a baby. [Popeater] - True Blood's Sam Trammell will see that baby and raise it one. [TooFab] - Jennifer Aniston regurgitates the web's greatest hits to sell...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge Had a Bikini Party
"Guess what I'm not eating a single bite of. Whee!" Here's Audrina Patridge celebrating her 26th birthday at Wet Republic in Vegas, and does she honestly serve any other function besides standing...
View ArticleLeAnn Rimes Doesn’t Know What Abs Are
LeAnn Rimes posted the above photo on Twitter over the weekend prompting the following exchange with a fan who expressed understandable concern that her favorite country artist is dying in front of her...
View ArticleThe Wonkboobs At The AMAS and Other News
Posted by Photo Boy - This is considered foreplay to Jennifer Lopez. [Huffington Post] - Prince Harry just needs to play a little shirtless volleyball and he'll be right there. [Dlisted] - This is what...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge’s In A Bikini And Other News
- Breasts that don't have a giant gap between them. [theCHIVE] - Lisa Marie Presley quit Scientology, so hopefully this means more John Travolta trapping masseurs in a naked labyrinth stories....
View ArticleAudrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News
- It's Redhead Thursday. [theCHIVE] - Jennifer Lopez got Casper Smart his own TV show. No, really. [Lainey Gossip] - Sharon Stone apparently hates Filipinos now. [Dlisted] - Anyone else completely...
View ArticleHey, Remember Wonk-Boobs? And Other News
- Tori Spelling has a death hole between her breasts. Everything else is just noise. [Lainey Gossip] - If you actually believed Justin Bieber was retiring, kill yourself. He told me to tell you that....
View ArticleRich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man
Now that we've seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here's the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some...
View ArticleAdrianne Curry Is How You Cosplay, Audrina Patridge Is How You Don’t
Being a former reality star who wears sexy costumes to Comic-Con is Adrianne Curry's turf, so I don't know what the hell Audrina Patridge thought she was doing showing up as a beat-ass Mystique. And...
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